Dementieva hates men

At this week’s season ending WTA tour tournament, male models will be hired for the first time as ball boys. And world number 8 seed, Elena Dementieva isn’t all that thrilled about it. “We were practicing the other day and I don't think they really know what they have to do on the court because they are too busy watching the players," the 25-year-old Russian vixen told reporters.

Elena, sweetheart, you’ve got nothing to worry about. They’re male models after all. No doubt they were simply admiring your hair. This will be in stark contrast to next season’s edition, where the Throwing Smoke writers will be working the court. It will affect your game to the point where you withdraw to spend the remainder of the week in ‘Thicktown’. Toodles.