
So much for my new business idea, Triple Crown Glue, made up of past winners who have been put down. My family isn’t too happy that I mortgaged the house to secure the rights for Barbaro to be in the inaugural bottle. I guess my Dad was right when he called me a loser. But he’ll regret that when he finds out that I replaced his heart medication with Tic Tacs. Who's the loser now?
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