Tony Parker - San Antonio Spurs - Ankle sprain, and ass still sore from Eva Longoria dumping it
Marcus Camby - Denver Nuggets - Sore foot and hangnail - Will probably miss half the season
Sam Cassell - Los Angeles Clippers - Still Ugly
Andre Kirilenko - Utah Jazz - Back injury, extra-marital sex - Probable
Doug Christie - Dallas Mavericks - Neck injury, wife's leash - Definite
Rudy Gay - Memphis Grizzlies - Actually straight
Jason "White Chocolate" Williams - Miami Heat - Insists he has sickle cell anemia - Out indefinitely
Dwayne Wade - Miami Heat - Ebony handsomeness - Definitely
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